Mr legs

this is a story of some strange phenomena called MR LEGS.
it happened 2004 where a dad was sleeping taking care of his kids. the dad was named richard and he then woke up at 3:08 am and vomited some green liquid that looked like snot. richard was shocked and scared and then the vomit was moving. richard got out of bed looking at the strange goo.
the goo then was standing up. it then got creepy human eyes and had what looked like legs and the legs were 1 feet big. then the creature was walking on the bed. richard took 2 steps back and the creature was making some gurgling noise.
it then said in a gurgle voice HELLO RICHARD I'M MR PENIS, I MENT LEGS. richard was freacking the fuck out. mr legs got tired of his screaming so mr legs jumped in richards noise up to his brain. then richards eyes were floodshot and his stomach was clear enough to see intestines.
then richard got a butcher knife, mr legs was in control of richards body. richard was yelling WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!. richard went upstairs and went to his 3 year old son and ate him and farted out a potato.
richard then ripped his shirt and twerked. mr legs then laughed like a retarded piece of shit. then richard went to the sisters room and fucked down the door and richard got his dick that was a asian and richard fucked is daughter making her a teorisst and then a skeleton pooped on the daughters face.
so mr leegs furced richard to watch twilight for 666 times until he gets herpes. so richards eyes exploded in potatas and mr legs was then back and yelled YOU PIECE OF TOAST!!!. mr legs got his dick and slapped richard with it. then richard was forced to watch fred videos so richard exploded and a skeleton ate mr krabs I MEANT MR LEGS.